October 25, 2006 - Guyuan, China
Visit from a Laowai
My program director from VIA, Michelle, stopped in Guyuan for a whirlwind visit on Monday. The visit nicely coincided with the nastiest weather we have seen in a month - I’m sure she didn’t mean it.
Rain, chilly temperatures and a nice dollop of dreary.
Plenty of glad-handing with the school leaders, a few very tame banquets (tame doesn’t begin to describe these psuedo-banquets - the dice didn’t make an appearance and there wasn’t a drop of baijiu to be had) and a quick walk to a section of the old city wall later she was in a school car, off to Yinchuan.
So the buzz survived the weekend.
It seems that it even grew - so much in fact that the school administration held another meeting this afternoon.
They’ve pulled a 180 on their previous stance and are now giving recommendations to classroom head teachers on earthquake safety.
The Stomach Ailment
Of course, arriving at the same time as the blech weather and Michelle was a stomach bug. Let me reiterate that it was not me on my deathbed.
I told Ms. Wang I wasn’t feeling top-notch.
Ms. Wang saw this as an emergency.
“But I think you’re very strong, and if you are ill in the stomach then it must be serious.”
I realized the err of my ways - namely to let her know that I was experiencing the slightest bit of unease.
“No, no. I’m fine! I just don’t think I am going to eat lunch.”
Wrong tact. Really wrong. Not eating lunch must be code for “my-insides-are-being-dissolved-by-a-flesh-eating-bacteria” here.
I saw her eyes pop.
“We will get you medicine!”
From what I hear, medicine means IV’s and sulfa-drugs and hospital stays.
It took me 5 minutes to squirm my way out of that - mainly by insisting I was only joking and would like to rest and have a small lunch at home.
Remind me not to get sick.
» The Jetsam of Note
From a fellow VIA vol, via Reuters.
“Last month, a court in the eastern province of Zhejiang ordered a group of eight friends to pay compensation after a guest they made drink too much at a banquet collapsed and died.”
That’s right - they made a guest keel over and croak. Sounds familiar - it’s “Chinese Hospitality!”
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Oh, by the way, hope you're feeling better!